he is so smart
with his scar
and his broomstick
- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy
#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius
Is there a link to proof…
(it’s not actually canon)
are you calling me a liar
for my followers who are werewolves
for my followers who are dating werewolves
to all my followers that want to avoid werewolves
for all my followers who want to become werewolves
Guess which one I am
really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies
Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.
And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.
But you were totally safe, they were doing it with expert timing.
[generic anime girl voice] eeeehhhh!!??
[generic anime boy voice] hhhhAAAaAaaAAAaAAA???!!
[tough ass anime guy voice]
[large-breasted girl voice]
[cool antagonist anime guy voice]
(Source: izzes, via thoughts-ever-flowing)